As with all ppl I blog about who are in my RL, I am going keep this person anonymous, not because I do not want to embarrass him, not because I know him personally but because he is an asshole and a blogger here on WORDPRESS and I don’t want this idiot getting any traffic because of my damn blog.
My other blog Kayiswrite.wordpress.com, is a strictly anonymous (for the writers), pseudo-advice column. I basically do there what I do here, but ppl are actually ASKING for my advice, where here I kind of just crash into my other fellow (lady) bloggers lives and give unsolicited advice (damn when did I turn into my mother?). There is this nut job, we will call BOB the Builder, for many reasons: 1)On the children’s television show BTB, his slogan is “Can we fix it”, his response, “Yes we Can”… wait an, Ah ha moment – BTB was President Obama’s slogan writer…(kidding, no nasty emails – not in the mood today).
Anywho, this little fucker runs around town (BTB – the cartoon) fixing up this whole town without getting any damn permission from the ppl in his town. Another reason I will call this nimrod BTB is because well I call my vibrator B.O.B – Battery Operated Boyfriend and I wish this asshole worked like my B.O.B. My B.O.B LOVES me (so I will take it to believe he loves ALL women), never argues with me and hums quietly in the background while I handle things I wish this guy would shut the fuck up and just hum.
Lastly, he is BTB because… well, he’s a tool.
Onward and upward… BTB, the asshole stalking me not the cartoon, waits patiently for me to give advice and then swoops in to give his own Neanderthal, shovenistic, misogynistic views on my page (hell yeah broke out my college degrees for adjectives to describe this nut ball). He disagrees with everything I say and tries to switch the subject to sex, not just any sex but pervy, nasty, grandpa sex.
Yup, like that video, just not as funny. To be fair, IFUSEEKAMY.wordpress.com, did warn me and thousands of others by posting about his pervy ass but I had no idea! (http://advinbabysittingmen.wordpress.com/2010/08/31/i-stand-corrected-in-thinking-that-my-ex-was-the-biggest-db-on-earth/)… he wants to argue with you all day long about stupid shit. smh. I don’t give shout outs to dumbasses, so I’m not going to give BTB’s name, especially since I figured his punk ass out. He does it to steal the readers from other ppls pages by undercutting the author’s of other pages. So be warned fellow (lady) bloggers:
Sexy Grandpa may be circling your page.