Help Wanted

Position – BOYFRIEND

Description – Full time position, Holidays and weekends are required (although not mandatory). Ability to multi-task, work well independently and a self-starter. Spontaneous and hardworking. Master’s Degree preferred but not required. Ability to speak up for yourself and to think outside the box. Knows how to prioritize projects and has a great ability to communicate. Candiate must be a people person and has to be good with children (especially teenagers and tweenies). Must have the ability to pick a good movie and a great bottle of wine. Position is very strenuous, so you must have great stamina. Must be able to ride a bike very well as this position also entails a LOT of bike riding (at least 4 times a week). This is a Partnership position, so you must be able to work as a team and understand that although you are a full partner you can be terminated, without notice, if the partnership doesn’t work out. Ideal candiate will have his own home and car. He will also need to be able to speak fluent Kayinease since the language is complicated, on the job training is available. Only serious candiates need apply.

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