Fellas, I’m sorry in advance, run while you still can.
Now that they’re gone, Ladies, can we talk? I have been in Hormone Hell for over 2 years.
I was pregnant from the end of 2014 to August 2015, yes I was hormonal.
I began breastfeeding, yes I was hormonal.
I began birth control for the first time in 15 years because before I got preggers with Bubba, I thought (for medical reasons) I couldn’t get pregnant anymore, yes I was hormonal.
I came off of birth control because I couldn’t lose any weight, yes I’m hormonal.
I just got my Auntie Flo back after 2 YEARS. The first one lasted over a month. Let me say that again because it bears repeating, ONE MONTH WITH AUNT FUCKING FLO, yes I hormonal.
Give me a break, I cry for no reason. I get angry at the drop of a hat. Some days I don’t want to get out of bed. My hair has fallen out, all of it. My nails won’t grow. I have acne like I’m 16. I hurt all of the time because I’m fat as hell. I get confused and forget shit all the time. My mind wanders. I’m irritable. None of my damn clothes fit and most days I look like shit because I’m chasing a toddler, while working from home at the same damn time. Most of this is because of my hormones are out of control. I have to deal with all of that and still function like a normal and sane person. It’s damn difficult. I spent about 10 minutes looking for the phone and I was actually holding it walking around the house listening in on a conference call.
Why did I write this post, say it with me folks, BECAUSE YES, I’m hormonal!